mercury

very superstitious. retrograde. the past week has been full of strange blunders. i'm beginning to wonder what planets collided! check out my bad luck string: *Tuesday: I discovered my checking account had been hijacked by someone in Vegas posing as my husband! Am waiting for bank to reverse charges of $2300 made in two days. *Thursday: Opened the diswasher and watched as five pieces of my tile countertop broke off and shattered on the floor, grout and all. *Saturday: Being quiet while baby and husband sleep in, I reach quickly for the ringing phone and pull down cool blue mexican beer bottle I couldn't bear to throw out night before. It crashes to the floor and blue glass shards shoot under baby's crib and dresser in nearby nursery. *Monday: Again with the dishwasher issues. While running, the offspout located on my kitchen sink sprays about two gallons of water on the countertop just missing my digital camera and laptop. what is happening??!! i need to remember not to burn any candles until this passes.