once there was a girl with a big interesting story. one day, while the girl was out picking flowers in the woods, a big scary wolf approached her. instead of eating the girl, the wolf asked to hear her story.
she began to tell it and it got very, very long, and very, very complicated. the wolf grew bored and began sniffing around for something to eat.
the girl felt nervous, but she continued with the very long story. then she grew bored. with each word, her eyelids grew heavy and her foot began to tap. even the wolf's hunger could not distract her from how very bored she was with the very long story.
she stopped telling the very long story, because she was not even sure she believed it anymore and besides, telling it was no fun either. the girl and the wolf went out for latte and scones. they lived happily ever after.